Olympics
Okay, I've had a few drinks, and I'm watching the winter
olympics closing ceremony. Having an oh-so-funky loungeroom
PC means that I can share my thoughts with the rest of the
world.
Dinosaurs
Giant plastic skeletons (with no lip sync) and
KISS immediately afterwards... Please, gimme a break. Some
original comedy for the dinosaurs would have been good.
I'll pay KISS. We resurrected some really ancient artists
for our closing ceremony in Sydney.
Earth, Wind and Fire?
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
I'd never heard of these guys before. I assume they're a
late 80's group, since their music sounded the same as
everything else from that era.
Pyrotecnics attached to skates
Okay, *that* was cool, and definitely illegal in Australia.
Harry Conneck Jr
Most people n Melbourne associate him with a train company
now. Most people who use the trains don't even remember who
he is.
Tap-dancing
Had to have microphones in the shoes. Get Smart, eat
your heart out.
Pretend rap?
There's some group playing now who look like rappers who
want to be jazz players, and are failing with both. One of
those all-male groups. I think that expecting the olypmics
to play good coding music is too much to ask for. (Yes, I
code to Run-DMC, so shoot me.)
More dinosaurs
Lame lame lame! We had giant clotheslines. Much more
original. :)
Cleaning the ice
Sounds like a captain planet song to me. Jacinta likes it.
Her musical tastes are still stuck in the 80s. I don't
know who this Wayne dude is, but he seems to be okay at
skating. Of course, being the winter olympics, you'd expect
a few decent skaters to be around.
Interlude - Gold for Australia
We won two gold medals at the winter olympics, the
first two gold medals ever for Australia in the
winter olympics. Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Temptation Island
Australian Temptation Island is starting as of next week.
Personally I don't give a hoot about the show, but it's
traditionally been followed by Buffy, to whom I give many
hoots. Buffy rocks.
More Olympics
Steve Bradbury is carrying the Australian flag. Everyone
know Steve, he won the speed-skating. He's had an awfully
good sense of humour about it all. Did I mention that
Australia won two gold medals?
Flags
Winches? Winches? Back in my day you had to pull
the rope
and tie it off at the end. Operating the winch looks like
harder work anyway.
Dinosaurs
Shame shame shame.
Lighting
I'm impressed with the ability to light up the whole stadium
with such clarity. There must be some very good projection
units there.
Dinosaurs
When I die, I'm doing the organ donation thing, *and/or* the
medical students in Sydney slicing me up for their
undergraduate degrees. I don't have a problem with that.
However, I want it recorded that I *do* object to being
re-animated for an olympic event.
Security
I think this has been the first olympics ever where both the
armed forces and the residing security have been thanked for
their efforts.
G'night
It's certainly time I should get some sleep. G'night all.
Make sure that you use your powers for good and not evil.