Rabbit
We've decided that a good name for our rabbit/lawn-mower is Shadow, as he actively avoids sunlight. As a black rabbit, this makes a lot of sense from a staying cool/avoiding detection standpoint.

I'm considering investing in a water-pistol of some sort to give the local cats a bit of extra encouragement not to visit. I've always chased them from the yard as a matter of course, but now that we have Shadow I need to be particularly alert. It's a shame we can't let him roam unsupervised.

Jenni
jenni doesn't seem to be updating her diary at all, so I'll take this moment to do so for her...

Purchased a house the other day, big three bedroom thing with gold-embossed walls, marble statues, and landscaped gardens. It's much better than PJF's house (which I still haven't seen yet), although I did have to pay a little extra for it. Talking of PJF, now that I have a house and am feeling so rich I'll have to buy him lunch again.