Chicken Behavior
You're a chicken. You're feeling thirsty. You have the option of drinking:

• Fresh rainwater collected in an empty pot, easily accessible.
• Water from the drink-feeder, refilled yesterday afternoon, easily accessible.
• Water from a stagnant bucket of rotted compost, complete with scum and floaties, difficult to reach.

You know which of the above would have the most flavour, and so do our chickens.

I can't believe we eat the eggs of these birds. On the other hand, I have an overwhelming admiration for their immune systems.

Three easy steps to keeping your consultant happy

1. Learn how to use the shift key for capitals and punctuation. Learn how to use the enter key to make paragraphs.
2. When the consultant states that something is an incredibly bad idea, at least pause and think about that for a moment. Don't respond by asking how soon it can be implemented.
3. Pay your invoices on time.